Tess Wangunyu  (895 views)

 
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Age

32

Location

Oulu, Finland

Birthday

February 5
 
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Age

32

Birthday

February 5

Location

Oulu, Finland

Languages

English, German, Spanish, Other
 

About Me

Well well..hmm...am very loyal and good friend, somehow outgoing person and nice to hang with. I like to listen to people and discuss about aaaaaaalllll kinda things and i have lots of humour and can have crazy ideas sumtimes :) but i think people like that in me...am a person you can lean on whenever u need :)

Interests

Aerobics, Snowboarding, music, movies, friends...

Favorite Movies

Scarface, Godfather trilogy, Save the last dance, The best man, The brothers, Romeo must die, Barbershop 1&2, Blade, Starwars -movies, The lord of the rings -movies, The matrix -movies, etc. there are too many good ones :)
 

Favorite TV Shows

Sex n the city, Friends, Love and marriage, Faulty towers, 24, Days of our lives, O.C.,Lost,etc.
 

Favorite Quote

"It's Me against the World" -2Pac
 

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Njoroge gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.

"Dad so what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed"

5 minutes later Njoroge is on the phone again.

"She's naked and in bed what do I do now?" His father can't believe what he is hearing,

"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes Njoroge is on the phone again.

" Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His father's patience is now running out so he says,

"Shit son, do I have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night !!!!

" Just when his father starts snoring, his son is on the phone again.

"OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"

"Drown yourself, you bloody idiot!"

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Oct 14, 2007 4:57 AM
 
Hey girl,
hope ur doing great.
Have a nice day.
Laters
 
Jan 2, 2006 4:59 AM
clif says:
 
wow baibe!Gd 2 know u ja me
 
May 26, 2005 3:23 AM
 
Tess is da best - can I get a witness! :) I love ya 2 gurl, but probably not as much as you love me ;) *joking of course* Det var länge sedan vi umgicks :( Vi måste ses snart, i Stockholm eller Oulu- it don't matter! "I en rosa helikopter... Ska jag flyga hem till diiig..." Haha :P
No fuss just holla at you cuz!
 
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May 20, 2005 5:28 AM
 
Tess tess tess dear ..hmmm what shall i say ..trully u r beyond words to describe ... a true friend indeed lovely person at heart sum1 to really treasure and keep by ur side as a friend..ohh by the way she say she is Swedish/Finnish ..hmm i disagree wit that gal if i was God i would have made u a kenyan coz u trully fit 1 ..

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